Dinner Conversation with Emma Last Night

E: Mama, can I have some candy?
Me: After you finish your supper.
E: Where is the candy?
Me: I hid it. (This, of course, was my mistake.)
E: Where did you hide it?
Me: In the secret hiding place.
E: Where's the secret hiding place?
Me: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
E: Why is it a secret?
Me: I want to surprise you.
E: What's the surprise?
Me: The candy.
E: But where's the candy?
Me: In the secret hiding place.
E: Where's the secret hiding place?

And, you know the rest.