Ingredients:
1 squirming 3 year old
2 hungry parents
3 drink glasses
1 bag toys (a.k.a. useless attempts at distraction for 3 yr. old)
1 spilled drink (mandatory)
17 napkins
5 sets of silverware
1 uneaten kids meal
2 mutilated parent entrees
(at least) 1 judgemental couple at next table
Directions:
Add 3 yr. old, parents, all food, and contents of one drink. Shake thoroughly for 20-30 minutes. Spread food contents, napkins and toys across table. Let sit fuming for 3 minutes. Meet judgemental stares from other patrons with mental middle finger. Vow never to take 3 yr. old out in public again. Serves any family.
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